If I’ve ever learned anything from my limited viewing of Lifetime movies, there are top five signs that you probably were responsible for your wife or girlfriend being missing.
#1 – You tell your family and law enforcement officials that she “ran-off” and left her kids behind.
#2 – While the neighborhood initates a search party to find your wife, you opt to go play golf.
#3 – You turn off her cell phone while she is still missing because you say can’t aford the phone bill.
#4 – You have your new hot-chick “nanny” move-in to help manage the kids and household.
#5 – Coincidently, one day before she ran off – you increased her life insurance policy to $1.5 million.
If any of the above apply, more than likely you’ll soon say, “I want a lawyer.” Or heading to the Mexican border.