Top Five Things That Suggest You Did Something Really Bad…

If I’ve ever learned anything from my limited viewing of Lifetime movies, there are top five signs that you probably were responsible for your wife or girlfriend being missing.

#1 – You tell your family and law enforcement officials that she “ran-off” and left her kids behind.

#2 – While the neighborhood initates a search party to find your wife, you opt to go play golf.

#3 – You turn off her cell phone while she is still missing because you say can’t aford the phone bill.

#4 – You have your new hot-chick “nanny” move-in to help manage the kids and household.

#5 – Coincidently, one day before she ran off – you increased her life insurance policy to $1.5 million.

If any of the above apply, more than likely you’ll soon say, “I want a lawyer.”   Or heading to the Mexican border.

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2 Responses to “Top Five Things That Suggest You Did Something Really Bad…”

  1. Sean Says:

    Great, now I have to alter my behavior!

  2. Sean Says:

    Does rule #2 also apply to, say, tennis or D&D?

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